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If you’re straight, and you have gay friends, then it’s very likely that you will have gone “Ooh, what’s that?

But as our smartphones become increasingly powerful, fewer of us are dating from behind our desktops, rather turning to the digital devices in our pockets.

Apparently straight people don’t want, or need, an app that will link them up with people who just want to have sex. We must list all our hobbies and the things we have in common, little of which has much bearing on sexual compatibility in any case.

The myth of bonding through common interests works for friends, but not always for other halves, and certainly not for lovers.

The people you’ve crossed paths with most recently will be at the top, meaning if you go on during your lunch-break you’ll inevitably happen upon your colleagues.

The app also tells you how many times you’ve crossed paths with each person, meaning you quickly learn who your neighbours are (we have in the past recognised a man in my street and been unable to place him before realising we’d seen him on Bumble and we’d crossed paths 167 times).

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